clevelandrock reblogged your post: TODAY ON GARY GLITTER
I wrote this like a zillion years ago. Did you find it between the couch cushions or something?
In all honesty, yes. For some reason I didn’t queue it when it was submitted (I like that submission, honest!) and it fell to the bottom of the inbox, but since I’ve recently been running low on submissions, I decided to pull up some old posts that I rejected for no real reason other than “I’m lazy” and queue them.
The ghosts of Jon Jafari and Arin Hanson possess a used copy of The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask. A creepypasta is written about them. Barry has a daughter named Mega Man.
Arin and Jon play Earthworm Jim 3D. They immediately go into their usual banter, commenting on how horrible the game looks and how godawful the story is. They play the game in silence for 5 minutes and 18 seconds. The silence is broken by Jon’s bloodcurdling screams and Arin hyperventilating. A sheep bleats loudly in the background. Suzy can be heard sobbing “Why, Arin?”. Barry flips a pool over and sets it on fire. They all wake up on a deserted island with shards of Sonic ‘06 discs sticking out of their mouths. Arin turns into a yacht and they sail at a leisurely speed until they return back to the states and go to an In-N-Out. Jon finds a kitten and names him Shluppydups. He is appointed as the new third guy of Game Grumps.
Jon and Arin play Rayman Origins, it’s hard, Jon dies, whats new, something about game feel, Barry edi- WOAH THEN A MOTHERFUCKING SHARK FLIES IN WHILE MARIO RIDES IT HOLDING A BIG ASS FINAL FANTASY SWORD AND MARIO JUMPS OFF AND FINDS BARRY AND TAKES HIM AND JON CRIES FOR 3.429948932840389092894289R582089428928 MINUTES AND THEN MARIO BRINGS HIM BACK CUZ HE GOT BOR3D LOL THEN JON AND ARIN AND BARRY AND SUZY AND GLOOP AND GOOFY AND SONIC AND GREP ALL JUMP ON A DINOSAUR AND JON AND ARIN JUMP OFF AND TRANSFORM INTO A GIANT ROBOT THEN PEWDIEPIE TRIES DOING THAT BY SCREAMING LIKE A 3 YEAR OLD BUT JON AND ARIN LAUGH AT HIM AND THEY FLY OFF INTO THE SUNSET WHILE THE POKEMON THEME PLAYS.
THE END
LOL JK NOPE THEN THE SUN EXPLODES AND JON AND ARIN GET A NEW AND THEY STEAL IT FROM MARS AND MARS FUCKING FREEZES HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA FUCKING MARS.
Oh wait I think I already fixed that
Or maybe I didn’t
What
I’m confused what’s going on I’m scared
OH NO, I'VE COMMITTED A GRAVE ERROR. THE EVENTS ARE TO TAKE PLACE BETWIXT "TODAY ON GAME GRUMPS REBUILD 1.11: YOU ARE (NOT) SO GRUMP" (circa May 17, 2013) AND "TODAY ON MARBLE HORNETS" (circa May 18, 2013). I BESEECH YOU TO RECTIFY MY HEINOUS MISTAKE,
OH SHIT I ONLY JUST SAW THIS
Apologies Cap’n. I’ll go fix that.
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Jon and Arin play Kamen Rider Super Climax Heroes as part of Game Grumps VS. Jon chooses Den-O and Arin chooses Decade. The two are actually evenly matched, until the game is interrupted by Narutaki decrying Arin as the Destroyer of Worlds. Jacque is now a toy on a string. The game continues as it was, with Arin wining nearly every match, thanks to Jon not knowing how to change forms, until this whole thing is revealed to be leading up to a dream where Arin Wins.
Barry points a gun at Arin’s head, and the show cuts to cliffhanger.
How do you are the other stories going to fit in the timeline?
Easy. All stories exist in different alternate universes except for the Fanfiction of Fanfiction arc which all co-exist in one single universe.
Also, all ships are canon.
How many grumps does it take to screw in a light bulb?
3. One to talk about the game feel of the light bulb, one to call the light bulb a “lighty-ass lightbulb”, and one to edit the footage of it.
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